Top 10 Funny Gifts for Adults – Christmas Stockings & Holders

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1. Witty Yeti


Super Hilarious, Crude Bad Parking Cards 50 Pack. Prank Idiot Parkers and Get the Satisfaction of Revenge With Funny NSFW Novelty Notices. Gag Note Cards Make Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers for Ages 18+

Witty Yeti #ad - Patrol the parking lot and deliver justice with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Share laughs with friends when you break these out at the White Elephant Christmas party. The ultimate secret santa gag gift for naughty drivers. Did that a hole at the store with the BMW steal your parking spot? Get even with that moron using our funniest raunchy cards.

We offer a no-nonsense lifetime satisfaction guarantee on all of our Witty Yeti gag gifts and novelty sets. They're also amazing birthday presents for the men and women road-ragers in your life. The jokes on that dirty spot stealing, jerk when they find your sassy citation! Guaranteed for life. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right! Bulk pack = massive payback.

Not your father's revenge cards! idiots that can't park driving you crazy? show those stupid double parking mother truckers how you really feel with our profanity filled, NSFW, jeep driving, vengeance note pack that'll really stick it to those aholes! Prank that poorly parked punk! it's like a fake parking ticket, but better! Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day.
BrandWitty Yeti #ad
ManufacturerWitty Yeti #ad
Height0.9 Inches
Length3.1 Inches
Weight0.07 Pounds
Width2.2 Inches
Part Numberoffensive bad parking business cards

2. Offensive Crayons


Adult Coloring Offensive Crayons, Holiday Edition

Offensive Crayons #ad - 24 assorted colors, or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find. Santa’s elves”. Non toxic, vegan we think, gluten free probably, we might as well call them “organic”. Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China aka. Our money back guarantee that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else.
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ManufacturerColorful Creations #ad

3. Fairly Odd Novelties


Shot Glass Roulette Novelty Gifts Drinking Party Game, FON-10046 by Fairly Odd Novelties Adult Games for Adult Game Night! The perfect White Elephant Gifts For Adults., 16PCS, Red/Black

Fairly Odd Novelties #ad - Go all in - this set includes everything you need to play, so all you need to do is B. Y. O. B. Group fun - this game is designed for anywhere between 2-8 players, so grab some friends and a bottle of your favorite "adult soda. Now happens in your own home! no need to go to the casino for authentic roulette action. Gamble guilt free: there's no money on the line here! the only thing you run the risk of becoming addicted to is; fun! Casino Games, Party Games, Casino Equipment, Casino Theme Party Decorations we have all the Adult Games, Drinking Games, for your Adult Party.

Shot glass roulette drinking games!  Bar Games dont get anymore lively then Spinning Wheel and taking a Shot of your favorite Liquor. Complete your bar games and add to your bar Stuff & Bar Decorations with the 1 Shot Glass  Spinning Wheel Roulette Cool Shot Glasses game. With this funny white elephant Gift you give the gift of the best Adult Game Night. Time to get real drinking games for your adult party games? Then order me today! Adult Drinking Games are teh cool party games; Included components: 16 shot glasses, and roulette spinning board.

Adult party games: tired of mesing with the beer pong table, 2 round metal balls, broken red plastic cups, and how many ties can you play Jenga or boring Casino games. What happens in vegas. Great addition to a gift set: putting together alcohol gift sets, or tailgate Games for your ? Or ready to gift, a Bar Accessories, ready for some Drunk Games? This Shot Glass Set with Spinning Wheel Roulette Drinking Game is also the perfect Christmas Shot Glass gift. Giftable: what perfect gifts for drinkers tired of those boring drinking card games? Alcohol Gifts that make the perfect White Elephant Gifts for Adults! Or simply tired of your old CFairly Odd Novelties has you covered.
BrandFairly Odd Novelties #ad
ManufacturerFairly Odd Treasures LLC - Kitchen #ad
Height2.75 Inches
Length11.75 Inches
Weight2 Pounds
Width11.75 Inches
Part NumberFON-10046
WarrantyNo Warranty

4. DSS Games


Drunk Stoned or Stupid A Party Game

DSS Games #ad - 250 prompt cards to decide who is most likely to. For 3+ players and ages 17+. It gets real. Contains the same cards as the game "Who's Most Likely To. ". Prepare to call out your friends. 1 wake up with half a burrito in bed or #8 Will makeout with absolutely anyone. This is a savage game with no winners, just losers. From the creators of You Laugh You Drink party game.
BrandDSS Games #ad
ManufacturerAsmodee #ad
Height5 Inches
Length4 Inches
Weight1.1 Pounds
Width2.94 Inches
Part NumberVERSION10

5. All Things Equal, Inc.


Caption Hilarious Pics with Memorable Movie Lines, Age 13 & Up, Better Cards, Best of Original & Vol 2, Bigger Images & A Card Box, plus New Pics & Movie Lines, Awkward Family Photos Greatest Hits

All Things Equal, Inc. #ad - If not, rules take 5 Minutes To Learn. No movie knowledge necessary - you do not have to Be Familiar With The Movie Lines In Order To Play/Enjoy/Win This Game.

Favorite Caption Wins. Easy rules - if you have ever played a2a or cah - where a "judge" picks a favorite Answer - You'Ll Know How To Play Right Away. Hilarious gameplay - a brand new volume of the hilarious family/party Game Where Players Use 330 Memorable Movie Lines To Caption 100 Amazing Awkward Family Photos. New pics & movie lines - this greatest hits version features new movie Lines And Pics Combined With The Best Movie Lines Pics From Our First Two Awkward Family Photos Movie Line Caption Games.
BrandAll Things Equal, Inc. #ad
ManufacturerAll Things Equal, Inc #ad
Height6 Inches
Length10 Inches
Weight1.68 Pounds
Width2 Inches
Part Number18192

6. Richboom


Novelty Toilet Paper, 3 Ply Bath Tissue, 320 Sheets, 1 Roll, Christmas Party Favor White Elephant Political Gag Gift, Trump Kiss Prank Funny Joke Toilet Paper, Richboom Donald Trump Toilet Paper

Richboom #ad - If you ever have a trump type of person use your toilet, you will definitely get non stop laughing when he/she walks into your restroom and sees this bathroom tissue. Political toilet paper roll - donald trump "celebrity gag" toilet paper roll is 3-ply, a standard full size roll of toilet paper, prank, 320 sheets in length.

Hugely amusing party favor. It's a funny novelty gag for Democrats and Republicans. A nice gift for Christmas party, housewarming. Whether you're laughing at him or with Him, a great gag gift idea for a true Trump hater, you're sure to stir up conversation. Funny novelty gift for who does not like Donald Trump. 4. 1 x 4. 1 x 4 inches, 190g in weight, birthday, you can actually use the novelty as a roll of TP if you want. Trump tissue - regular roll of toilet tissue is made from 100% virgin pulp wood, non-toxic, TRUMP KISS image print on tissue won't smudge or smear.

Great gift for a joke, especially for someone with a good sense of humor. A fun novelty gift, great lol gift to add in guest bathroom decor, grandma and grandpa, funny white elephant gift exchange gift for Christmas. Have a great laugh with your non-trump supporter/left winger friends, dirty Santa game, give this old politically motivated toilet paper in a white elephant party, or as April Fool joke gift, surprise them with this hilarious gag gift.
BrandRichboom #ad
ManufacturerRichboom #ad
Height4 Inches
Length4.1 Inches
Weight0.42 Pounds
Width4.1 Inches
Part Number201611101657
ModelToilet Paper

7. Buzzed Blocks


Buzzed Blocks Adult Drinking Game, 54 Blocks with Hilarious Drinking Commands and Games on 40 of Them | Perfect Pregame Party Starter | Entertaining Party Game for Adults | Novelty Funny Gifts

Buzzed Blocks #ad - This classic tower game is a great icebreaker or pregame activity. Comes in carrying box with a list of rules and all the tiles explained. Bring the party anywhere you go! customize game to your party style - 14 of the blocks are left blank so you can write your own party tasks on them.

Perfect party starter - if you like drinking around people that are laughing and having fun, here's your chance to bring that to any occasion. Everyone party's different so make rules that you and your friends will enjoy. Acceptable for any occasion - great alternative to drinking card games that everyone can play. Ideal for birthday party's, game nights, bachelor or bachelorette parties, girls night, college, tailgates, happy hour at the bar, or day drinking.1

100% chance you will enjoy this game or your money back! Whats included - 54 premium quality birch blocks with hilarious drinking rules on 40 of them. Makes the perfect gift - great novelty gift for Birthdays, Weddings, Graduations, White Elephant parties, Secret Santa.
BrandBuzzed Blocks #ad

8. Hasbro Gaming


Features Talking Deer Head and Music, Includes 6 Party Cups and 8 Balls, Fun Family Game for Ages 8 and Up, Deer Pong Game

Hasbro Gaming #ad - Keep going until one team's cups are filled. Hope your aim's better in the bathroom. Fill the cups: 3, 2, 1 shoot. For 2 or more players. Fun family game: get the family together for this active ball-tossing game with personality.

Unexpected phrases: you don't know what he's going to say next. I'm an easy target. He's a talking, joke-telling deer mount who makes the Deer Pong game so much fun. Game includes 6 cups and 6 balls. Players on each team bounce or throw the balls into their team's cups. And "hmhh I let you win. Hear more groan-worthy jokes and phrases in Joke mode. The deer pong game is for ages 8 and up. Bucky the stag's mouth moves as he makes cheeky comments throughout the game. ". Oh deer : meet bucky the stag. His head's in the game: bucky doesn't hold back his attitude with phrases such as "Not fair.
BrandHasbro Gaming #ad
ManufacturerHasbro #ad
Height10.5 Inches
Length2.5 Inches
Weight1.52 Pounds
Width13.13 Inches
Part NumberE9384

9. Star Wars


Funny GRAAAAWR Noises, Star Wars Movie Roaring Chewbacca Wookiee Sounds Mask, Ages 5 And Up, Brown Amazon Exclusive, Sound Effects

Star Wars #ad - From the snows of hoth to morning talk shows, far away to your galaxy right at home. Laugh it up, i want to be a wookiee. Good thinking, fuzzball – “But Mom, kid. Authentic wookiee sound fx - this electronic mask is equipped with authentic Wookiee sound FX and activated by opening your mouth wide.

Kids can can open wide and say raaarr like the loyal friend of Han Solo and co-pilot of the Millennium Falcon, with the Roaring Chewbacca Wookie toy mask. This awesome mask comes with everything you need to sound like everyone's favorite Wookie. It's easy to sound like a star Wars character when you wear the Roaring Chewbacca Wookie mask and make the best Chewbacca noise ever. Mom’s agree: Chewbacca is the greatest Wookiee ever.

As heard in the star wars movies - roar into intergalactic action with the roar-ready Roaring Chewbacca Wookiee Mask, with sounds inspired by the iconic Wookiee and the sounds of his roars from the Star Wars movies. As seen on social media, tv… and the big screen - this roaring chewbacca wookiee mask, Chewbacca’s roar has reached intergalactic fame from a galaxy far, based on the furry hero himself, has everything but the matted fur. A chewbacca mask worth roaring over.
BrandStar Wars #ad
ManufacturerHasbro #ad
Height13.27 Inches
Length4.61 Inches
Weight0.75 Pounds
Width8.5 Inches
Part NumberB3226
WarrantyNo Warranty

10. Political Satire


Political Satire Hide in Biden Pen Holder, Prank for Republican or Democrat. Funny Gift for Biden Liberals or Trump MAGA Supporters

Political Satire #ad - Versatile in purpose: use it as desk decor or a democrat gift, or display it as a forever Biden 2020 reminder; Our Biden collectible can be displayed anywhere a sense of humor is welcome or not. Joke gift idea: whether a funny biden gift for white elephant gifts exchange or Joe BIden gag gift for democrats or republicans, our Biden man figurine makes political gifts great again!; Guaranteed to raise eyebrows and start conversations, a one of a kind unique gift for Christmas.

Biden pen holder & paperweight: the only biden merchandise you will ever need; The original and copyrighted Joe Biden figure pen holder for desk to enjoy his presidency or to make a funny prank gift to your democrat friends. His big hole will hold pens, paintbrushes, and sunglasses. Realistically handcrafted: measuring 4. 5" x 3.

5" x 5" joe biden toy is made of durable polyresin material and expertly crafted realistic look and facial expression; Detailed hand-painted and featuring his white hair, aviator sunglasses, and face mask covering. Biden memorabilia: hate or love him, but you just can't ignore him; our joe biden merchandise makes a valuable collector's item perfect for any political humor collection; Excellent addition to other political novelties and gags, and a funny Christmas gift for republicans or democrats to make them cringe and laugh for years.
BrandPolitical Satire #ad
ManufacturerPolitical Satire #ad
Part NumberBPH